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Duck Racer
Three laps, four lanes and three rivals who do not intend to let you past. Gold pads throw you forward; oil slicks spin you out.
Three laps, four lanes, three rivals, and no way to crash. That last part surprises people: there is no collision between you and the other ducks anywhere in this game. You cannot be knocked out, you cannot be blocked, and you cannot lose early. The only things on the track that affect you are gold boost pads and black oil slicks.
The race is also engineered to stay close, deliberately. The rivals are all slower than you on paper — they run at 132, 138 and 144 against your 150 — but they start ahead of you and they rubber-band: every second, each rival gains six per cent of whatever lead you have built. Pull far ahead and they claw it back. Fall behind and they ease off. A comfortable gap on lap one is not a comfortable gap on lap three, and that is by design.
The oil slicks are the real danger, because hitting one takes your steering away entirely for eight tenths of a second. You do not steer badly during a spin; you do not steer at all. Everything else in the race is recoverable.
How to Play
- Press Race to drop the flag.
- Steer left and right between the four lanes — your duck slides, it does not snap.
- Drive over a gold pad for a burst of speed.
- Avoid the black oil slicks. Hitting one spins you and costs you a second.
- Finish three laps. Your position and your time are both shown as you drive.
Controls
Desktop
- Left and Right arrowsSteer
- A and DSteer
- RRestart the race
- MSound on or off
Mobile
- Hold the left half of the screenSteer left
- Hold the right half of the screenSteer right
- Race buttonStart a new race
Gameplay tips
- Steering is analogue, not lane-snapped. A short tap nudges you; crossing the full width of the road takes almost a second of held input.
- Only a win saves your best time, so on the last lap take the position over the stopwatch.
- Rivals claw back six per cent of your lead every second. A big early gap will not survive, which makes the final lap the one that decides the race.
- A gold pad is worth a small detour and an oil slick never is — the slick takes your steering away completely for about eight tenths of a second.
- Boosts under-deliver on purpose. Your duck takes about a third of a second to react and the boost lasts under a second and a half, so you never hit the top speed on the label.
- Sitting between two lanes is a legitimate defensive line. The pickup window is narrow in both directions, so straddling misses pads and slicks alike.
- If you do spin, stop steering. Input does nothing during a spin and you will only be fighting the recovery.
About the game
The number the game saves is your time, and lower is better — but it only saves it if you win. A blistering second place is discarded.
The score reported at the finish is worked out differently again: it starts from a fixed figure and subtracts twenty for every second you took, then adds a flat thousand if you came first. So shaving seconds matters, and winning matters more than any amount of shaving.
Two mechanics decide most races. The first is the rubber band: rivals gain six per cent of your lead every second, so the race is kept tight whatever you do, and a clean final lap is worth more than a fast opening one. The second is that your speed changes are heavily damped. A boost pad sets a much higher target speed but only lasts about 1.4 seconds, and your duck takes roughly a third of a second to respond — so you never actually reach the pad's top speed before it expires. The same damping softens an oil slick, which is the one piece of good news about hitting one.
There are around twenty-one items spread across the whole three laps, one roughly every 155 units, each a coin flip between a pad and a slick. The track never repeats, so you never see the same pad twice.
Frequently asked questions
Can I crash into the other ducks?
No. There is no collision with rivals at all. Only the boost pads and oil slicks affect you, and neither can end the race early.
Do I have to win?
The race counts in any position, but only a win is stored as your best time. Your finish score also gets a flat bonus for first place on top of the time-based points.
Why do the rivals always catch up?
They rubber-band: each one gains six per cent of your lead every second. They are slower than you on raw speed, but they start ahead and the gap is engineered to close.
Why does the boost feel weaker than it looks?
Because your speed is damped. The boost sets a high target but lasts under a second and a half, and your duck needs about a third of a second to respond, so it expires before you reach the top speed.
What does an oil slick do?
It removes your steering for about eight tenths of a second and drops your target speed. You cannot steer out of it — input is ignored until it ends.
Is the best score a time or points?
The saved best is a time in seconds, so lower is better. That is the one score on the site where a smaller number is the better result.
How long is the race?
Three laps, with around twenty-one boost pads and oil slicks spread across the whole distance rather than repeating each lap.
